Wow, that's got to be the dumbest thing I've seen all week. Not only are these impractical as fuck, they do absolutely nothing to keep your kids safe from your crap... or your crap safe from your kids... Plus, these are hideous.

No, seriously.
This.

I fucking hate Pain Elementals in Doom II! :'D

"Global" = the Americas

Exactifuckinglutely.

The best of the Dragon Quests is cel-shaded and goofy and full of charm. If you don't mind silly accents and a bit of level-grinding, you'll dig it.

Exactifuckinglutely.

Fucking WHAT?
You would have attacked a drunken idiot of a lady if you didn't have your kids with you? ... I'm glad the kids were there to remind you that this is not something a reasonable person would do. Sometimes you really might wanna think about your true stories for a second and then keep them to yourself.

If…

Yes! You're the only one!
The Chosen One!

Except that's the sunlight and the shadow cast by his hand around the bottle.

Zack Snyder explains.
Except not really.

BOOYAH! I still know my JRPG composers!

HOLY SH*TF*CK!
I can't even imagine what would need to happen to make me lonely enough to get one of these.

I'd imagine this is just because of Nippon Ichi's inexperience with making fully 3D games. It probably wasn't an actual decision but rather an oversight.

But what I was referring to in my original comment was the HUD items. There's a lot of stuff on the HUD to begin with. And when you get into battle, the screen…

An action RPG by Nippon Ichi?
- YES PLEASE.

There's just one thing really bothering me about this game... There's a lot of junk on the screen especially during battles. And it seems to effectively block your view of what's going on. This may not prove to be a problem for the actual gameplay, but it'd still be nice if…

Yeah, these tunes have Tenpei Sato written all over them.

I seriously need to take a look at this game.
I have Disgaea, Disgaea 2, Makai Kingdom, Phantom Brave and La Pucelle Tactics in my game shelf and I loved those games dearly. And I've been meaning to get Disgaea 3 and 4 for the longest time, but never got around to it with my focus shifting to the Western game industry.
B…

I grew out of JRPGs a long time ago.
But I still sometimes miss Nippon Ichi games.

Wait. No. Correction:
They look like Chironomid larvae.

Is this a Nippon Ichi game?
It looks and sounds like a Nippon Ichi game.
This has to be a Nippon Ichi game.