On your way to Mount Rushmore be sure to swing by Mitchell, South Dakota to visit the Worlds only Corn Palace.

Is that the new Fox news slogan?

Now your kids can help!

Bibles?

Don't worry tho, I give it a few months before we find out he's cheating on his wife.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Sounds like a job for Funny or Die.

Abe Vigoda Status

Don't do it on an Italian Beef. You might get twice the grief.

Try ordering a hot dog in New York or Chicago with ketchup.

Next stop, Nurburgring.

I suppose he could do some Snickers candy bar commercials.

You really need to get the internet in modern computer disk format.

The slow blade penetrates the shield.

That would be Jeff Bridges from the Big Lebowski.

I think a bath is superior for smoking, but make sure there are no Nihilists around to upset the mellow.