In my experience auto salesmen are not the brightest group of people.

It usually does not end well dealing with stolen goods.

Same thing happened when I attended High School in Chicago. One classmate drove a different car to school each day for several weeks. That was until he was caught stealing one of those cars right off the dealers lot. The dealer kept the keys hidden on top of the sun visor just as in the movie The Terminator.

When you hit that high note, say goodnight and walk off.

Mynd you, Møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Yes, I'm Basil.

Druids as well.

Want me fluff your pillow?

They read the Onion?

Silky Johnson approves.

Forgot the most important question!

His advisers.

"Which would you rather eat?"

I have the same problem at work with all the acronyms used in public announcements that nobody outside that department have no idea what they mean. I've had to spell them out for the public so they have some idea what the announcement is all about.

Ben-Hur

"Are your linguinies in season?" To which I replied, "Sir, I am not sure. Please allow me to check whether or not Chef pulled them off the tree this morning."