She looks at me and says, "Don't be ridiculous. Everybody knows vanilla is liquid."

"Tantaros opined that the country would be better off if the Department of Education was abolished and Fox News pundits were put in charge of curriculum decisions instead."

Could have used a Tom Hanks cameo. That's the only thing I can think of to make it better.

He works out by chopping broccoli!

They're bugging our cheese too!

Give me your lunch money!

I've got a hole in me pocket.

You should visit an arts and crafts store for some of those cheap googly eyes. You may add weight, but you gain laughs from passengers.

Aye

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Soon, will be the foxes.

This maneuver also works when Reavers are on your tail.

Don't worry, this is only the Pon Farr mating ritual.

Good luck on the new job and be sure to stop back for a visit.