The commercial had me hooked. He was the perfect spokesman.

Looks just fine to me.

Disney animatronics have really improved over the years. She looks almost lifelike.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

A nice warm bowl of oatmeal will help with that.

Can a male contribute to this gif party project?

This is glue. Strong stuff.

Bring back 8-track tapes.

There is still Photoshop or many other Open Source solutions to get you into the action.

I'd prefer this over some topless horse riding poser.

Real men wear tiaras! They are not afraid!

I can just imagine the Fox news outrage, but it really doesn't matter. It looks like everyone in the picture is having a great time and that's all that really matters.

Bullet hole stickers work better on server racks and laptops.

12 Volt butt plug?