In her defense, she might have been mixing a drink or reading Jalopnik on her phone at the time.

It’s only a swimming pool if the owner does not skate.

Maybe the LSD messed with the language centers of his brain?

I’d hate to be the poor IT person that has to clean that laptop keyboard.

They are proud Greendale alumni.

Not if they’re white.

Well played.

“Noxious turds” is a more descriptive term for those assholes.

It would have been better if he was Silent all these years.

or both.

My Garmin records the speed and direction, but I paid extra for that.