I love the tire squeal sounds when cornering with that app.

Yes!!!

Did he get the idea from Christopher Walken?

and some picnic baskets!!!

Where is the Hms Camden Lock?

Not quite. Have you priced cuttlefish & asparagus lately?

"I wish to express my opinion on this ruling through the Fine Art of throwing feces at these asshole judges' heads.'

Bears? Gonna need a longer golf club.

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I could, but for me it would have to be a Matchbox car.

Are you Sarah Connor?

I'm still on-board with the indoor golf course theory. It is the Air Force.

[Sound of microphone drop]

It gets more typical the closer you get to Oklahoma.