Someone didn't get the memo I guess. I hope the district has enough money to compensate them since the state has been slashing school budgets to help balance the budget.

You forgot to mention drilling for oil. It is Texas.

I think he's bear hunting.

Only without the required pagan goat leggings.

Every household celebrates Giftmas differently so both answers would be correct.

It means Happy Saturnalia!

How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a twenty wrapped around it?

You you give funny money as change to drug dealers? I don't think I would.

And yes, I would totally fuck the Canadian Tire money man.

http://www.secretservice.gov/history.shtml

Another Al Jolson wannabe.

That one blowed up real good!

Life imitating art.

To me it appears to be a distraction for something else going on. This is only speculation on my part. If I wanted to insert forward observers for artillery I'd create a distraction such as this like an illusionist performing a trick. Then again I could be wrong.

Qapla'

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