Removing the double negative would make the sentence more gooder.

Soon, alpha males do him.

I'll bet he didn't get his ass kicked by that fugitive punk.

True that.

Her ignorance is showing.

I ate a squid. 10/10

Normally, I would gripe about most of the text being uppercase, but I think this time it's justified.

I think Goat simulator would have been a better target for these shenanigans.

It's my favorite quote from that movie too.

That's where they keep their Time Masheen!

That will cost extra.

Thanks, I just peed myself laughing.

It's Hibiscus AND Passion fruit. You have to read the full list of flavors. If you don't you might miss som

Starbucks serves a Passion fruit Iced Tea Lemonade. My choice over coffee on a hot day.

I have a suggestion for where they should be banished.

How about a unicorn with Neil Patrick Harris?