When I was running from Frank Drebin...this happened.

“When I was (age under 21/a kid)”...

Every author trying to conver up the fact that they actually did this as drunk adults.

Repair shop? Or “fuck it, let’s use it for parts” shop?

This entire sign is the Japanese word for “button”. It includes the words “dishonorable”, “extreme”, and several phrases referring to giant mecha, game shows, and newborn kittens.

Why is this car outside the garage?

Well written.

Dude. Of course he hasn’t. Have you watched “Family Guy”? He makes fun of Conservatives and Libertarians all the time... /s

They are Science in the first one too! The middle one? The referee is the American public.

Yes, Jay Cutler. You have a finger. Good for you.

Fixed it for ya. Also, this is proof that being a rich white celebrity does not require intelligent thought or sanity, just the ability to drop to your knees...and accept whatever the director puts in there.

Then you make the millions, which pretty much shelters you from “the poors”. Since “the poors” are the sick ones…

“They Fucking Dont” HAH! LOVE IT!!

Dammit Bill... (sigh). You’re smart, funny, brash, insightful... But really? I get what he’s saying, “Our sterile world has weakened the robustness of our immune system.” But to jump to “We don’t need vaccines.”? Oh man... No. No. Bill, that’s the wrong conclusion. Bad logic, Bill. Bad logic.

Saw the picture, had no idea who it was. Saw the name, had to look at the picture again. Wow. Rob. You’re...yeah, nobody cares. Don’t worry about going out in public. Even if people actually notice you, nobody will care.

Watch the film. That’s the end, when they’re celebrating kicking Dabney Coleman’s vicious ass up and down the block, and gaining control of the company (and making it humane in the process). Fucking killer-good film, and the kind we need now.

With more explosions, guns, and toilet humor of course. Cause...2010s!

Is “9-to-5” the female Office Space”? Or is “Office Space” the male “9-to-5”? Either way, both are classics. :)

Lily Tomlin once called us for tech support 10 years ago, when she couldn’t get online with her email. She was the nicest, most patient, and most attentive famous person I’ve ever talked with. Steve Blum was cool, too. Now, Johnny Carson and Tom Cruise? Assholes. Both of them. Total assholes. But Lily? Wonderful…

Most homoerotic military recruitment film, too!

Bullie? “Bulldog Collie”?

Is that Daniel Craig in a bad wig...?

“the man”? Not... “Patrick Henry”, maybe?

He pipes on about this jingoistic, religious, and untrue bullshit (we were never founded as a JC nation)...but this douchebag can’t even name the guy who said “Give me liberty or give me death”? Does Jim “I fuck my cousins in a pickup truck” Robinson even know what Google is?

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