“One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn’t belong....”

Just gonna place this here: “Bod by Zod”.

Glass eye with eye-patch. Problem solved.

I read “Senior” as “Señor” and thought “Wences”? I would hire someone who could pull off a quality Señor Wences act, even if it had nothing to do with the job...

1) 35 year old mother - 16 year old daughter = 19 years old when the girl was born.
2) AA = Alcohol Anonymous.
3) 4 more children. Who were “with their father”.

‘Kids at 19’ + AA sponsor - a father at home? Yeah, we have a real winning situation here... Sounds like some mature decisions are being made on a daily basis.…

‘I’m 160 Pounds, and I Can Catch a Dick Whenever I Want’

Yeah, good for you. Such a ‘classy’ thing coming from a wealthy lil Senator’s niece...

1) You’re still unattractive in the face with that massive chin, frizzy hair and tiny eyes.
2) You’re still overweight for your height.
3) ‘Catching a dick’ isn’t that difficult.…

Going shopping? Or...playing Arkanoid?

No, I’ve seen brides hunch over in their wedding dresses, and that’s not being hunched over. That’s being obese, but trying to get away with wearing a dress meant for a woman far less overweight.

Cthulady? Octowoman? Either way, I approve!

“What therefore Lovecraft hath joined together, let not man put asunder.” - II Poe 18:45.

Committed to G.O.? Who the fuck is G.O.? And can either boys and men wear immodest clothes? Like Bruno’s clothes? Or these? Or is that scandalous too? Given how scared Ortho-Jews are of women’s bodies, it sure paints them in the light of being gigantic wimps. Can’t face reality, Ortho-douchebags? Fuck you. You came…

“As opposed to like...fake human legs. Cyborg legs. Cyborg spider legs. Cause that would be awesome.” - God’s wife.

True, the Pacific Northwest and Northeast aren’t quite as heavy, but America is still larger (on average) than all of Europe, except the UK and Greece. As a thin guy, I sometimes find myself in the minority out in public, being squeezed between two large people who are (almost universally) eating and drinking.

It’s a…

I would agree...except her upper arms are large and flabby too. It’s not the posture, it’s her obesity.

Twenty pounds...? Double that. Then double it again. There ya go...

They’re probably Southerners. Or Conservatives. Or both. Either way, they’re true ‘Muricans!

Penis hanging out, ring behind back, all ready to propose...

“He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.”

Or eat healthfully and get outside once in a while.

The bride’s chest should be a meme for “My self-delusion and shame makes me pretend I look good in a wedding dress 5 sizes too small for me.”

American women. So large. Fat. Obese. The bride is physically squish-flowing out of her way-too-small wedding dress , and the other woman has no shape other than “large”. I remember when women gained the weight after marrying and having children. But today? Looks like they’re obese pre-marriage. That’s just...sad. And…