Where “Prometheus” should have gone...

“Yes, Anime is falling.”
“No, Anime is not falling.”
“Yes, Anime is falling.”
“No, Anime is not falling.”

The reality? It is, but it’s been in bad shape for about a decade, and is coasting on fumes.

Before the rise of DVD, Americans were mostly afforded badly copied or hideously re-edited versions of top quality Anime…

Oh shit. I knew I shoulda peed before we did this. Ohmygod how long can I.... Ugh, the throbbing... Just gotta hold this till I can.... FUCK! Can we be DONE already?? Why did I drink that extra cup of TEA??

“World” Championships? Easy to say when the rest of the actual world isn’t playing. Kinda like NFL champions being “World” champions. Unlike, you know...soccer, where countries all over the real world compete. But then again, this is Murica. And to Muricans, Murica IS the world...

Keep the statue; is the young lady single?

No, I don’t. I included ‘(<— sarcasm)‘ to show I was not being serious.

Now THAt is an awful mechanic. I mean, what asshole wears a watch when they repair an engine? Don’t they know anything about safety and doing things the right way? (<— sarcasm)

What series is this?

Okay, we get it. You don’t like bad jokes. Now kindly stfu and go away.

65, trying to look 30. And failing badly.

“Christ... you wore salmon pink to this? Just hideous. It’s 2015, for God’s sake, not 1985! You didn’t have to dress in the same clothes you wore when Bill Cosby last had a TV show. ...omg I have to poop. Dammit, I knew I should have gone before we started. Sonofabitch!”

I know this is a serious topic, but the look on her face, looking at the woman in white, is priceless. I can just hear her thought:

“Oh my GOD... She came to this wearing and looking like...that? We’re trying to be taken seriously here. I mean, she looks 80-years-old! And all...’crazy cat lady’! At least the one next t…

Boat-thwain! Th-teer uth to the neareth-t Thubway! I need another thub thandwich. And I want to ‘Eat Freth’ thith time!

Fearless Leader, we need something on this rusting can which looks more colorful and less ugly than the boat and its crew. Can we have that umbrella stand? ...thank you.

I think I’ve found the problem, sir! Our sub isn’t worth shit!

Ohhhhh, I totally missed that. Yup, I stand corrected.

The stereotype that all wives of well-to-do white men have a glass of white or red in their hand because it’s shown as a way to “cope”. Also cause when men drink more beer or spirits than they should, they get chewed out for being an alcoholic. When women drink wine more often, or in greater quantities than they…

Butterface.

“Hummers need love too... But they gotta pay!”

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