You’re being pretty vague with your timeline there buddy.

Every single Israeli goes to the army, including all the girls. Hello be fine. The IDF doesn’t kill a lot of enlisted Americans.

You are not good at pretending to be a good person lol

What if he was being pedophilic 

“oh her? Well everyone can change and like, nobody’s done growing. Like, not even me! And she’s definitely a person, which is great"

She was good in x-men apocalypse

Subsidized by the NSA I’m sure

This is the fakiest fake fake and they didn’t bother to tell lochte about it because he’s not an actor. Jeah

Yeah!

Omg this was literally a perfect plan except they didn’t rendezvous with a third party and switch suitcases.

Needz moar starz

OFF OF JEZEBEL YOU GRAY TOMATO

“Justices Roberts, Alito and Thomas dissented from the refusal to hear that case.”

Very very!

I like the Pocahontas musical interlude

SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM

He also does not seem to know the difference between Child Protective Services and Chicago Public Schools.

Passive Regressive

It seems like your anecdote doesn’t support your conclusion. Maybe if you tried acting gayer you’d be more heroic.

So your friend... did he read a lot of stories about heroes?

And people with central lines/permanent tubes who develop allergies to normal bandage adhesives.