Orthodox Judaism is about being nice in person but torturing you as a community. They are terrible people who never take responsibility for the giant pain they cause every day over and over. It’s about as loving as a spouse who hits you.

I suppose his wife didn’t have time for the interview because she was taking care of the baby? Fuck this guy.

Hilary Duff is a lefty! I learned this last night while watching Gossip Girl and seeing her throw away the confidentiality agreement her publicicst gave to Vanessa when Olivia (Hilary) enrolled in NYU and became Vanessa’s roommate.

There are no metaphors, it just like “I jerk off at night”

Who would have thought that miley would turn out best

I think some of this rise might have to do with texting while driving as well

I look both ways on one way streets, every time

I was hoping “hardcore” meant this was a new CFNM trend

It’s ethical because you’ve checked off all your technical disclosures. It’s immoral though, because you’re screwing over your spouse.

“If any male was talking to a woman like that I would probably do the same thing”

I think if he hadn’t been cut then there wouldn’t be an issue.

I realized that YOU ONLY WANT ME BECAUSE I’M A ‪#‎TRANSGENDER‬ PERSON who happens to be a singer, not because I’M A SINGER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE TRANSGENDER, and because of that I’m not interested.

And the lesson is: The Bikram yoga teacher will ALWAYS manage to be the most annoying one in the room!

Grinnell Pride whaaaaat

Because there isn’t anyone Mariah Carey wants to jump next to so she can get herself a little extra spotlight. She is the One who is jumped next to, and she is having None of it. You want some Mimi related publicity? You can be publicly ignored.

No, she looks like she won’t stand in full lighting.

This is why smoking is better.

See this, unlike The Story of a few days ago, is an example of extortion because there is a threat connecting the damage to the victim and the service demanded. If the hackers just stole and posted the information with no threat, there would be no extortion. If they didn’t steal the information at all, but had, for…

It’s not even a special trainer or a special time. It’s like “Here babysit my kid for a few minutes while I hit the locker room and polish my butt”

No. The thing that freaks the shit out of people is drugging and raping women. For once that is actually the thing. Just let it be the thing.