White Car, Blue Bunnies! Gold Yorkie.

We are not friends.

I really don't think it's hate. I expect the people who find this joke the funniest are the ones who are the most familiar with her work.

Let me assure you, as an avid fan of Ms. Grande's voice, talent, and music, that she is definitely a SMALL ITTY BABY with various clip on ponytails because everything is going exactly according to her plan.

Wang Bang thank you Kang

That should be your girlfriend.

Well now you have pointed it out.

A big part of my stance against circumcision is that it is a bullshit thing to make parents do. It is not not not not cool to have a normative culture that pressures parents into cutting their babies when they don't have to. As a parent, saying "I am going to prioritize my love for this little person over the…

Conclusion: You gender studies course did not teach you how to do real research with meaningful results, probably because statistics is hard! :(

"By being creative."

Yes.

I'm against circumcision. Just like, don't cut your baby right?

But you shoulda seen me "dysfunctioning" this hot dude real deep last night with my "damaged physical appearance". It was really a case of rising above the suffering.

Sometimes I feel the need to tell people I am "really into feminism" because there's not really another way to explain why I have over 3 hours of myself on youtube reading Judith Butler's Gender Trouble while naked.

Yesterday I was hanging out in Harvard square. I talked to the OxFam canvasser outside and the Jehovah's Witnesses in the train station. Both of them tired of our conversations before I did and ended the interaction on their terms.

The OxFam canvasser was way more annoying. He stopped me by stepping directly into my…

It sounds like your emotionally incestuous relationship with your mother was pretty crucial in priming you for a physically incestuous relationship with your father. You are absolutely right about this:

"If it is a parent-child relationship, the parent, whether male or female, is always responsible for establishing and…

What'd you forgive him for?

This is an issue for me. I don't bring up my family very often, but everyone else does. Hair-dressers, first dates, new friends, locker room acquaintances. I'm always having to be like "No I didn't see them over the holidays. No I don't talk to them. No not ever. No I don't think that's bad for me. No, your story…

What? If someone's gonna be a little holier-healthier-happier-than-though forgiveness angel then I'm gonna be a twisted little truth monkey pointing out the obvious. Idealization is easier with dead people.

SO much easier to be like that when they're dead though.

Yeah this happens all the time and it's called the passive voice.

"talking about the various ways black people have been oppressed throughout America's history"

So I'm glad it's really clear here that they're Muslims. Nobody's gonna miss that, congratz. But I wish somebody was reporting the other salient facts about their life like where they grew up and what country they are a citizen of.

You know. Legal categories. They matter at least as much as religion.