I don't understand why the girl who sucked a dick got to plead to indecent exposure. If anything she was preventing its exposure right?

nooooooooooooooo. nooooooooooooooooo... I go now.

Because it probably is, and i probably plagiarized the shit out of it! Not on purpose, but upon reflection it is obviously true. +1

Presumably these teens would not have known where to get a party if this Father had not provided one because teens are mostly virtuous in their endeavors.

Tines.

"Help! This clothing is EATING MY GENDER OFF"

TW: Beer can

"Kristen Stewart walks by and completely ignores Victoria Secret and pretty much womanhood altogether and walks into Dick's Sporting Good's to buy a pair of MEN'S PANTS instead, choosing to wear them to the beach with her BOOB UNDERWEAR and a woman who is just like, a sex friend (So maybe you can get with both of…

"Kristen Stewart forgoes bikini for a pair of men's Y-fronts... as she flashes her bra while cosying up to pal Alicia Cargile on Hawaii beach"

I say let's support this Shit Dad. Kickstarter his Pinterest Tumblr. Ebay his Kinja. Whatever it takes to protect his talent, we need to do it.

A 99% consciousness rate and a single thrown beer can is a rager success.

I am a good masseuse and like to practice on my loved ones, (lucky you)

OMG I KNOW! I'm always like, "i really wanna suck these two dicks in my face, but I also wanna smoke all this meth! What do I do first?!?!"

I found a transcript of that moment from inside Pelosi's head:

This really takes a minimal amount of time.

But do you have a double chakram? Because I'm just seeing the Chakram of Light, Dalila Darlin.

Do you have the written specs for these patterns, or are you just postulating their existence theoretically?

You really can't imagine anything more daft or irresponsible than that?

This experiment is crap and its results are crap and the conclusions are neither interesting, nor illuminating.

So trolling is a category of written communication based on patterns of punctuation?

#trollbacktuesday