Oh, it was in Portland. Got it.

So we’re just ignoring the fact that the driver in the first picture is facing the wrong direction? OK cool, just checking.

That’s badass and all, but if that was my Porsche and I saw this video on the internet I’d be real annoyed by how close those donuts were getting to that shipping container.

I’ve seen so many videos of discount parts breaking at track events I can’t believe people still try stuff like this.

Spark plugs should be easy to get to. Try changing them on a boxer engine. It’s a goddamn nightmare.

Just because he did something wrong doesn’t mean you didn’t. If a dickhead fucks his car up because he was driving poorly, that’s fine, no harm done, but there’s an exceedingly high possibility that one of those “avoidance maneuvers” could lead to him colliding with an uninvolved, uninvested and innocent driver.

They must just have bigger shit to deal with in the big cities. I drive between Dallas and Houston frequently, but I have to admit I don’t speed much on the way, mostly because the speed limit is already 75 most of the way and it takes over half a tank to get there as it is.

Sorry, bud, but I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve lived in Texas for a little over 12 years and I’m still not sure what it takes to get a speeding ticket in this state. I’ve gotten speeding tickets in Kansas in highschool doing 5 over, but in Dallas I can do 20-40 over on my way to work every day without…

I think I read something about why this is a bad idea...

Absolutely an improvement. Design is meant to move forward, not backward; anything that moves away from the retro revamp from 2005 is an improvement.

Gonna have to be half price, and they need to throw in a second one for a donor cause I know how Chryslers are.

What.

I really hope she was drunk and not just astonishingly stupid.

It looks infected.

How did you not mention the steering wheel? What the hell even is that thing?

I bet she was extra pissed she had to wait to use the bathroom.

It’s almost like the high maintenance costs have had an impact on resale values or something. Weird.

Dude, what?

I can’t help but think mating that motor to a transmission with some gears in it would improve performance. Even if it wasn’t as fun to talk about.

I was a valet for four hours before I got fired. This was in 2005 and I was much younger and dumber then. The company I worked for had a system where you would take the keys to a car someone was picking up with you while parking a vehicle that had just been dropped off to speed turnaround and minimize running and…