Despite your assertion to the contrary, I’m relatively certain you just described a dry hot pocket with too much crust.

I can’t stop laughing or throwing up! This is beautiful!

I love the wheels.

How are we not calling this the Fiata?

If you ever find yourself in a situation where your options are A: Stay in the car, or B: Swim, you’ve fucked up spectacularly.

My favorite part is in the second video when that dude nearly eats shit slipping on the broken glass.

Assume everyone else on the road is a blind, retarded 5-year old who’s actively trying to murder you.