This isn’t hateful, this isn’t ill informed. I’m sorry you lost your friend but we as readers have nothing, literally nothing to go on. Most of us found out via Owen Good over at Polygon. This site didn’t need an memoriam right now, and you don’t need to continue on with your job when something like this happens. It…

I can’t imagine ever being this mad at anything lol

Jesus christ. Shut the fuck up.

Man, it’d be a shame if in the next paragraph I said something like

I like less than half of Snyder’s filmography, but I don’t get the fixation either - he and J.J. Abrams are like the designated punching-bags of the site. People still make lens flare jokes about Abrams over ten years later and act like it’s hilarious. Like...I’m not a fan of Michael Bay either, but I haven’t watched…

Yes. I understand. This is why you are being pedantic. The headline states it is a free Switch Online title. Anyone with solid matter for brains understands that, while the service costs a fee, the game itself is being added at no additional charge, which is what free, in this context, means.

Oh thank fuck, I was desperate to know what you thought

I’m gonna be one of those people: What in the world are you talking about regarding Mario’s movement? I only have the WiiU version to base this on as of yet, but Mario (and the rest) were just as much a joy to control and run around as any Mario game. Sure, his move-set and everything is slightly different (as it is…

I’m seeing a lot of these “beware on PS4 and XOne” type opinions, but how is it on PS4Pro and the XOne X?

I as a reader am more interested in an author’s opinion on a videogame, not in an author’s opinion about the world and current state of the videogame industry in an article about ONE videogame.

Listen, I hate Trump and what he has done to our country, but I don’t think we should be using that to cancel people like Gina.

Trypophobia is made-up internet meme, like hating the word “moist” or having strong feelings about pineapple on pizza.

I get that this is jokey, but it’s not like From is just sitting around saying “sure wish we could work on this game, but George still hasn’t told us what the deal is with that arm”

A sense of humor? Ability to appreciate quality humor?

Bbecause someone doesnt agree with a way some people choose to live their lives it does make them a "phobe" of any kind. If I said I don't agree with people eating so much as to be obese does that make me an obesephobe? Heck I'm far and can agree that it's not a good thing, if I tell someone my opinion on it it doesnt…

Luke, it’s ugly. Not sure that is a reason to be remembered. The PS5 has gotten its fair share of memes for how it looks, but it’s not plain old ugly. It’s memorable in a better way. There are easily a dozen ways the XSS could have been memorable without being hideous. The XSS is forever a punchline.

Internet: “The PS5 is so ugly! It’s white and black and weird and curved!”
Also Internet: “The Series S is amazing! It’s black and white with a huge fan grill and it’s square!”

Sounds like a good time. I’m not in the camp that needs it to be an RPG just because the first 2 games were. As long as it’s a fun game, i’m in.

1. Why does the island move? - There is a pocket of exotic matter beneath the island that is able to stabilize wormholes in spacetime. This allows the island to move. This was explained in the Season 4 finale.

A whole bunch of people are going to lose work, and a bunch more work is going to the shitcan because someone has an opinion you don’t agree with. You people are all fucked. Every fucking one of you. Fucked.