I think the treatment this needs is the forester's ''STI'' conversion. Think of smaller wheels and a lower suspension. It'd almost be like a wagon Lambo. Think about it! (picture relevant. See reply for comparison.)

holy shit.... My blood pressure spiked watching that video.. That's so many levels of batshit insane!!

Right, my mistake. Wrong picture linked.

On a different thought... This seems more likely. Chevy impala 2000-2005 model.

Maybe even the newer model malibu. Can anyone flip the image?

Chevy malibu, probably. Or a lambo, can't decide..

Needs more crazy commentator reaction.

In keeping with the AOTD tradition, depowering my miata's steering. I miss the smoothness :/

what language is this? I understood maybe 85% of what the news anchor said, and I speak pretty fluent spanish. Was this like Portuguese or Italian or something like that?

I came here to post this, but you beat me to it.

wow! that's you singing? Great performance there!!

oh, my knowledge? I learned all that this one time I got a flat while crusing around death valley with my mail order bride..

my guess is they're not even using floor jacks. If they're a group of 3+ people, they can easily lift the car one corner at a time. All they'd need would be a lugnut wrench, which would be pretty easy to conceal. Well.. that and some bricks.

am I the only one (pretty sure I'm not) that thinks cars look better with steelies? almost like they're more rugged or something.

You totally just made my day. Thanks! :D

God, that's a beautiful car! all the right curves in all the right places.. hmm

Yup, I don't blame em. I find rogues pretty attractive too!

WHY DID YOU TURN (...that much)?!?!

yup... totally.

Exactly. Plus, the biggest arguments that some people throw out there are that ''they don't pay taxes, they're gonna take our jobs, they're gonna infiltrate our families and societies, they're gonna turn this country into what the one they're fleeing from is right now''. I respectfully call bullshit on those claims,…