It’s because the whole idea is incredibly stupid on the surface, and also beneath the surface

Tim’s such a fuckup, he’d probably make his NFTs fungible.

“The tool has sets of locking arms that hold things up should the jack fail. But it never hurts to have even more redundancy, so don’t throw away those old jack stands.”

...the ironically named James Steelman.

It was Granddad. But yeah, who knows. Maybe he’s just from another time when we used to trust people

It’s clearly a used car. GM dealers are allowed to take non-GMs in trade, yaknow.

are we really supposed to feel something for these people who couldn’t check a weather report before going on their road trip? because, i don’t. 

So I guess the weather man and the weather app are suggestions. Like was this just a freak flash blizzard? Was there no warning?

Where is Mr. Plow when we need him the most?!!

They’re too busy putting people in jail for going over the speed limit.

That’s a Lada rust!

Lets be honest: He wanted the attention.

Icy what you did there.

Tipping the vending machine will NOT result in free product :p

*calculates*

They have a seven day return policy. The buyer should have used it. It has low mileage? Probably crashed and sat if he’s finding other damage. 

Shut up and throw the ball, meat.

First: from a QA perspective? “Re-writing mainline software on the fly” to code your way around chip issues? Is a terrible strategy that wouldn’t fly in a real company.

In conclusion, Mehmet Oz is a land of contrasts.