I always thought the reason he didn’t fly was because of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Polytechnic_State_University_football_team_plane_crash

A male passenger told her “it was an inappropriate comment and that she ‘isn’t Black … this isn’t Alabama and this isn’t a bus.’” He then said, “Sit down, Karen.”

I just watched it. It was very sweet and lovely.

Cue the bootlickers chiming in to make excuses for the cops. From the department’s own pursuit policy:

1st gear:

The Hunter gets Captured by the Game is one of my absolute faves.

I had this same problem with my 1917 Stephens when they discontinued the telegraph.

You do realize that the stock ones didn’t do 200 mph right?

It might be time to find some new friends.

Wipe your chin. It’s embarrassing.

I wouldn’t be concerned about catching COVID from Miley and Pete.

I will happily buy your house for less than you paid for it.  I will do it today.

Now I miss our old comrade Queef Latina.

Dick Cavett was making Chris Noth jokes during the great depression!

Literally a crisis actor. 

Ooh and a "Brandon" t-shirt. So edgy and clever!

Hey people who don’t use our product. To make sure you aren’t being stalked by our product please download this software we made. Don’t forget to allow the program to use your location, otherwise it wont work right.

Awesome, now Apple can use that to track my phone as well!

Very fitting for a Scat Pack.

He & Chuck Cunningham went out for cigarettes.