Eh, just pour another bottle of Lucas in there and she’ll be fine.

3rd Gear: I wouldn’t be surprised if VinFast’s numbers have been achieved the same way a lot of NY Times “bestseller” books do: writers buy their own books to juice the numbers.

There are essentially no after-market parts available for Teslas.  Finding a replacement door or fender usually means taking one from a wrecked car.  Any of the wiring or electronics have to come from Tesla, and their top priority is making new cars, not servicing existing ones.

How quickly we forget Halliburton’s Dick Cheney.

Why not just put the tariffs on fentanyl and immigrants? 

noice

“You know, one day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops!”

This is certainly better than the old way....

“We’re not filming a Western here.” - Junior Soprano

If this guy gets his next cop gig in Ohio, he’s going to love running plates!

A good friend had a Jack in the Box ball on the antenna of his ‘93 Civic.  When driving 35-40 mph, the ball would beat against the roof.  Slower than that, no contact.  Faster, and the ball stayed pinned to the car.  Took a long time to figure out what the hell was happening.  We thought it was something with the left…

I believe Deutsche Bank is the preferred handler of these sort of transactions.

If you thought the CyberTruck fared poorly in the rain or at the carwash, wait until you see what White Water does to this thing!

Everybody’s walkin’ at me,

Kyle has upped that to a Hellcat body on the Plaid chassis.  The wheelbase was an even closer match than the minivan.

Don’t let the Seattle example fool you. I lived that life for a decade, and it is difficult. Seattle is very hilly, and from October through April, you can assume it’s going to be 42 degrees and raining. The transit options are good, but you are going to be walking uphill in the cold rain most of the time to get to…

“...neighbors come together and organize around the intersection”

I wonder if he is still paying protection money to Hezbollah. Of all the places to have to live, Beirut is a terrible option.

There’s no way Adam Carolla has made $20M from his podcast, right? Because he’s the obvious sucker, er, target for this car.

It’s like someone tried to draw the Pink Panthermobile in GTA3.