I just assumed there was a $50 bill taped to each bottle.

“Sleeper ‘Stangs” rarely have a drag parachute in back. That’s your first clue that you’re not winning that street race.

I guess I have to include myself in that group. To me, a 100% tariff on a $40k car means that I would have to pay $80k for it, and a 200% tariff would mean that car would cost me $120K. That is so ridiculous that it can’t be true.  What kind of idiot would propose or support such an idea?

The good news is that fewer Audis = safer crosswalks.

Lithium mining is dangerous both to the environment and the people who live in that environment and work in the mines.

The attendees were all from nearby PALM SPRINGS, which is decidedly not 97% Hispanic/Latino.

...this thing ends up going for more than I make in a year.

He’s counting on Trump winning and giving him a lifetime “get out of jail” card so he can break whatever laws he wants to.

When civilians go the all-black route with their car, it’s called “murdered”.  I would say that term should apply to similarly liveried cop cars, but that might be too on the nose.

If things didn’t end badly, they wouldn’t end at all.

How is anyone supposed to answer this question without a picture of Hank? While I am sure he is a very good boy, we need to know just exactly how good of a boy he is.

Leasing a new vehicle will most likely require you to carry comprehensive insurance on it, which will almost certainly exceed $199/mo. That has to be a weird feeling to be paying more for the insurance on a new car you don’t own than for the usage of the car itself.

“A Bryanston Release” I don’t know anything about this, but please let it be Bryan Cranston’s pre-acting career.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor city ordinance....

How good of a bargain did he get hiding out in Lebanon? With his notoriety and wealth, he is almost certainly paying protection money to gangsters, but that still won’t prevent him from being killed by an IDF missile.

... we get articles 6 months later saying Ford and GM are having trouble hiring software engineers - but they’ve hired and fired them all 5 times already...

I’d buy that for a(n inflation adjusted) dollar!

“...reduce and shield interference from high voltage electrical systems in hybrid and battery electric vehicles...”

Small price to pay to be able to participate in the Great “North American Chargining”!

“We’re going in to get the guys who went in to get the guys who went in the get the guys...”