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I believe Deutsche Bank is the preferred handler of these sort of transactions.

If you thought the CyberTruck fared poorly in the rain or at the carwash, wait until you see what White Water does to this thing!

Everybody’s walkin’ at me,

Kyle has upped that to a Hellcat body on the Plaid chassis.  The wheelbase was an even closer match than the minivan.

Don’t let the Seattle example fool you. I lived that life for a decade, and it is difficult. Seattle is very hilly, and from October through April, you can assume it’s going to be 42 degrees and raining. The transit options are good, but you are going to be walking uphill in the cold rain most of the time to get to

“...neighbors come together and organize around the intersection”

I wonder if he is still paying protection money to Hezbollah. Of all the places to have to live, Beirut is a terrible option.

There’s no way Adam Carolla has made $20M from his podcast, right? Because he’s the obvious sucker, er, target for this car.

It’s like someone tried to draw the Pink Panthermobile in GTA3.

Yeah, my take-away from this is 4AM!!!! There really isn’t a more dangerous time to be on the road. (Auto-pilot probably shouldn’t even be available at that hour.This guy thought auto-pilot would just put him in his driveway, then he could wake up and go to bed.

Always stardate truthers.

Every time you see one of those videos or GIFs about massive traffic intersections in India, Thailand, etc., count the number of large box trucks, lifted F-350's and tractor-trailers you see. You won’t need more than one hand. America traffic looks a lot different because many people can’t see beyond the monster in

It’s a freaking entire stereo rack shrunk to fit a center console!  This should have been standard on all cars since 1980.  

It’s a Pilot Flying J card with Jimmy Haslam’s name on it.

Nice to know that I never stood a chance at sanity or happiness, and neither did I.

Because they want a return to segregation. That has always been the reason behind the attacks on public schools since 1954. No federal money going to local schools means that those schools can act like private schools and only teach what they want to teach. They also defund public schools locally so they can proclaim

His handwriting is evidence enough to me that he didn’t do his own schoolwork. Fancy private schools in the 50's & 60's forced students to write in cursive, and do it a lot.

I just assumed there was a $50 bill taped to each bottle.

Sleeper ‘Stangs” rarely have a drag parachute in back. That’s your first clue that you’re not winning that street race.