I’m glad I googled before I went ahead with the joke “It’s not like she’s Breakin’ The Law or nothin’!”

Man, they really, REALLY don’t want Charles to become king.

You seem to be under the impression that the department doesn’t have an entire staff of career bureaucrats whose job it is to do the actual work of the department.

I can see where you’re coming from, what with the “you want me to put my fingers up in there” and “I want it to be my turn all the time”.  Honest mistake, anyone could’ve made it.  

Old man me thought “going bowling” was a euphemism I was unfamiliar with.

I think she had bad date where she lost in bowling. 

Gee.  A bunch of vehicles all stolen from within what’s typically considered a secure area and no camera footage at all?  Sounds like a theft-ring operating within the people employed at the airport to me...

The more children see adults not wearing helmets when biking and skateboarding the more they’re getting the message that the helmet is infantilizing or uncool or encumbering. I used to see this dad biking around with his young kid (probably about 8 or so), kid in a helmet and dad without. You just know that as soon as…

He should be wearing a helmet.

Piers Morgan strangles hobos but that’s more of a sex thing.

Million got no raises. For years.

I get it, the news anchor is cool. But shouldn’t this be more about Mr. Premium? I mean, c’mon. My cold grey heart just grew three sizes today.

it’s called “solidarity”

I support those workers when the’re struggling, because if they win it makes the entire working class stronger.

pretty much everything the working class ever achieved was due to solidarity

As for “greedy”.... you mean the CEO and the rich people that own the company

I heard Brian Williams does it from a Chinook helicopter while taking fire over the battlefield.

What, trying to stem the tide of heating up the planet?

This is the first article I’ve seen about this thing that mentions how kind of... gross it feels.

It’s not “marone”, it’s Madonn’, you stunad!

In the Czech Republic, too, we love pork. You ever had our sausages?

Zephyr Teachout? No one ever gets to make fun of AA names again.

2018 AG primary: James 40.3%, Teachout 31%