Came here to say this

Never let anyone tell you that not owning a Viper is not a problem.

Most average people don’t understand how astronomically impossible it is to put on ~30 pounds of lean muscle in less than a year, naturally (in your 40s to boot).

I’m going with bought by some wealthy-ish foreign person, maybe even a student, to use while they were temporarily living in the states and either didn’t give a fuck about losing it when they went home, or for whatever reason weren’t going to be able to come back to the US.

I was gonna vote NP, but then I saw the bit about the seller cancelling a previous sale and jacking up the price. Now it is a solid ND for the jackass seller.

Well to be fair, you didn’t have access to TRT, HGH, or whatever mix of gear he used to get huge.

Or, if airport parking (and hospital parking) rates are anything like they are in the Toronto area, if you are delayed, at some point it becomes cheaper to walk away from the vehicle.

Jim Morrison died in 1971.

Bring a drug-sniffing dog

Tony Shalhoub was not in Austin Powers.  The dealer’s played by Larry Thomas: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859130/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t29

Plata only. No plomo accepted.

Have you ever had to walk from the terminal to the far edge of extended parking in Pittsburgh? Some of those people just haven’t made it back to their car yet.

Of course they did that. The fact they are selling them should tell you that the registered owners/next of kin could not be found. 

Probably more likely than people fleeing the country.  But I’m sure there has to be one or two of those as well.

Adriana?

Well, you see, the owners held their thumbs over the license plates while taking pictures, so they are 100% untraceable.

Thinking about the circumstances that led to these abandoned cars is quite sad. Could be the owners traveled alone and died at their destination with no next of kin to be found. 

It took me years to realize it, but Old Country Buffet was never about the food.

People shouldn’t be checking their cell phones while driving on regular roads, let alone while driving on a racetrack.

I don’t even hate his as much as some of the other ‘heavily’ tattooed young’ns out there. Like Miley Cyrus is the first one that comes to mind. They look like they fell asleep and a 3 year-old took an ink pen to them. I hate it when they say, “Oh...I have 87 tattoos!” No you don’t. You have a bunch of scribble…