“Buy tickets to Cleaver”

Michael Imperioli reprises the role of Christopher to narrate the story from beyond the grave.

[We see the aftermath of a horrible car crash from above, with a man standing next to the driver’s side window of a smashed-up SUV. We slowly move in and recognize Tony Soprano as he holds his hand over Christopher Moltisanti’s nose and mouth, and watches as Christopher suffocates.]

For some reason he narrates it face-down from Norma Desmond’s swimming pool.

Maybe he starts trying to convince the audience to buy some type of Tequila or another. 

In retrospect, releasing it as “David Chase’s Stupid Rock and Roll Movie” was probably a mistake.

we can’t all be beavis & butthead do america

It’s just a small refresh so they watched the Canyonero episode of the Simpsons once again for inspriation.

I can’t remember the last time I saw an Expedition driven by someone other than an overprogrammed white suburban woman.

I’m convinced it was written by an algorithm. 

Let’s just hope that they have the good sense to not post a video of the Tundra fucking its friend’s wife.

Whatchu gonna do when Tundramania runs wild over you?!?!

Whoa! Invoking Hulk Hogan? That’s pretty ballsy for a website that used to be associated with Gawker.

DRUGS are BAD, mmkay?

Yeah, the celebratory high kicks and chuck Norris karate rolls were just a liiiiittle bit to sprightly for this to have been a member of the  older guard.

I’m not sure if they released her age, but I’m pretty convinced it’s not dementia/Alzheimer’s. If it had been the first part of the video, I’d likely agree. However, the jumping out of the cart isn’t motion you see in dementia patients (sadly, I know this first hand). It’s far too fluid.

When I saw the name Sir Clive Sinclair yesterday, I immediately thought of this...

why is a small child in an automotive assembly plant?

It worked for Laura Bush.

It’s nice to know high school educated millionaires do their scientific research from the toilet just like my Facebook aunts.