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9/15/21

Aren’t pretty much all CEOs?

9/15/21

“1995 Camry V6.” Rated at 188 hp.

9/15/21

Just owning a car that can comfortably go 100mph is a luxury.

9/15/21

5th Gear:

9/14/21

Lol does everyone just assume kids in a car are trafficked? like, wtf?

9/14/21

That’s pretty random. You can play the “What If” game all day to justify killing anybody pulled over for speeding. What if they’re a serial killer? What if they’re a terrorist? What if they’re a space alien? What if they have overdue library books?

9/14/21

Shut up, Elon.

9/14/21

Wait, was that even suspected? Should officers just assume anyone with kids in a car is a pedo? Shouldn’t they also assume there are WMDs in the trunk?

9/14/21

Lol does everyone just assume kids in a car are trafficked? like, wtf?

9/14/21

“that’s a ripe old age for a crocodile hunter!”

9/14/21

“I walked through blood and bones through the streets of Manhattan looking for my brother...he was in Northern Canada."

9/14/21

“Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage.”

9/14/21

“What a terrible name for an airline, reminds me of that tragedy” is delivered in a way that sounds both like it took aeons to master and completely clueless. What a fucking legend.

9/14/21

I think one thing that Norm said about his battle with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”

9/14/21

Word on the street is that his eulogy will be delivered by — you guessed it — Frank Stallone...

9/14/21

I’m sure he’ll have plenty of well-wishers, and a lot of them would like to throw him down one.

9/14/21

Fucking sucks.

9/14/21

I worked on Mike Tyson Mysteries and sadly never got to meet Norm, but everyone I know who did really liked the guy.

9/14/21

In one year we lost both real Turd Ferguson and acting Turd Ferguson.

9/14/21

His set on the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget when he intentionally bombed is an all-time favorite. Just five minutes of the worst hack jokes you’ve ever heard and he committed to it 100%. People in the crowd had no idea what was going on and the other comics on stage were crying they were laughing so hard. …