I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

Yeah I’m not really into following cults.

“Obvious Photoshop” was Mike Pence's nickname on the high school football team

Not needed. Military officials have said Trump spilled way too much information Sunday morning at his press conference. Before they told him about the raid, they were literally afraid of how much intel he would blab out once he knew.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Ass-less chaps.

It’s certainly fancier than “Pat Sajak fancy”!

I feel like setting your wedding dress code as “yacht party” is just a way to figure out how many of your guests have coke habits.

I wonder how Kanye feels about being the “black friend” to radical conservatives.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Yes, they do have a lot of former head coaches on their staff. A lot of BAD former head coaches.

Fixed! 

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

They’re using their privilege for a worthwhile endeavor. POC would likely face harsher penalties, so thanks for taking the heat on this one, Ted and Jane. 

I like how 1-800-AAA-HELP looks a phone number turned into panicked scream.