But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

And that's a light schedule compared to what Kenny Albert has had in recent years 

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

He’ll probably pull a ‘Chapman on the Cubs in the World Series’ and bring it up when Ozuna comes in, saying:

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

He’s 70 years old and has a toddler.  He’s a fucking idiot

I think we’re both missing a bigger point. Wings is on the list! Wings? Are you fucking kidding me?

I’m a big Simon and Garfunkel fan and no way should be they be on a rock music list.

Did you guys institute a cutoff year as far as what can be considered classic? Or was this all kind of off the cuff?

Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

Philadelphia teams are known for low ceilings.

Did some back-of-the-envelope calculations...my estimate was that she’d need a 63" vertical leap.

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

So he’s your typical Trump voter, a white guy with money who talks a big game, but would fold in an instant if you so much as looked at him with any intent. “SOMEONE NOTICED MY TWEET?! DELETE MY ENTIRE ACCOUNT!” is a pussy ass bitch move just like his hero, president pussy ass bitch.

Disparaging reference to “Capital Hill” - are we sure this guy's not a marxist?

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this