Sheaux Tigers!

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Very sad news for the Mariners. 

Rosebud is a sled.

Hey A-hole, how bout a spoiler alert next time?

“Sparks aren’t everything. I had a whole roster full of ‘em, and we still got swept!”
-Derek Fisher

I can assure you from personal experience that deep down, your mom is decidedly not Tim McCarver.

Does your wife know he went to Harvard? 

I’ve sold monorails to Gang Mills, Lawrenceville, and Elkland, and by gum, it put them on the map!

At the time, Parnas told the Miami Herald he had stopped paying because the team wasn’t living up to its end of an agreement that included a verbal promise to have a player hand him a signed team basketball at center court during halftime of a game in 2000.

If you happen to know which player was supposed to give this sweaty turd his basketball, let us know.

A look at the 1999-00 and 2000-01 Miami Heat rosters is a great exercise in the Remembering of Guys.

Fortunately for Parnas, a highly-placed U.S. official has asked his personal lawyer to look into the whereabouts of the signed ball, which, for reasons unknown, many people are saying may be in Ukraine.

I mean, was there any other legit star on that 2000 team, who was also a known asshole?

I’m a little confused. This was a World Cup qualifier and there’s not an official record of what the score was? How does that work?

We got there an hour and a half early and kept thinking that the gate will open and a crowd of 50,000 would pour in.

0-0? I would have assumed that Kim Jong-Un would have scored at least 10 goals himself.

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?