Do you still receive an automatic 4.0 for the semester if your roommate gets arrested for a felony?

Croll Tried!

Unbeknownst to him, the real money was riding on “Bet you can’t get Connor arrested before midterms”.

This is like replacing your beige Corolla with a beige Civic.

The Chargers are 2-4 against the likes of Jacoby Brissett, Josh Rosen, old Joe Flacco, and Devlin Hodges. They can lose to Ryan Tannehill as well.

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

Already started

given wong’s involvement in back to back defensive errors in the first inning I would guess him and dakota hudson

You need to add Floyd the barber at #2.

Floyds, ranked:

apples and mandarins

Well, Bush was a little more than a celebrity/vanity owner. Something around 10% if I recall correctly. And, of course ,he got a stadium built. It was Texas and his buddies were the ones making the decisions to bilk the public. Anyway, Bush set his sights higher. He wanted to be MLB commissioner. And, God, think of…

You’re a dumb fucker.

+1 Taco Tuuueesdaaaay!!™️

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

Daryl Morey, notedly averse to information

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

I am not wrong here.