Truly a time to kill for Grisham. 

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

I want to see his fucking tip.

Those vacuums’ll take your dick right off. You don’t wanna have sex with them.

I mean who are they limiting on these statues?

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

Oh no the old white people who weigh 250+lbs are coming!

Hey, if there’s one thing you can’t criticize ol Donny for, it’s leading with his head. 

If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

I live in Canada, and I know her. A lot of us know her

So called evidence or not, I’m sure it takes DeChambeau an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

This data sounds a lot like my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

Some PGA pros have attitude problems, some are chuds, some are rude to fans, and some are addicted to gambling and adultery. But when it comes to shafting the game of golf, Bryson DeChambeau has only one way to do it.

Would we say the outcome of this game is an aparth-tied?

Just glad to see Kushner is making all that peace in the Middle East happen. Is anyone else tired of all the winning?!

Apartheid state does apartheid.

Hmm, two days in a row discussing wet bags, huh?