There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

The answer to that question is always Bryce Harper.

Mike Minor has always been childish.

Okay, but who gets beaned now?  Bryce Harper?

In 2014, we wandered into some bar on Frenchman and thoroughly enjoyed the band playing before the packed up and went to play the late show somewhere else. We debated following them there, but it wasn’t walking distance and further from our hotel.

Did you not just read Drew’s whole deal about how he’s constantly been blitzed out of his mind on Primo Chronic lately?

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

But no vaping thanks to dipshit Charlie Baker

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

At the Yale game in 2001, at the height of the anthrax scare, when Yale was hoarding the cure, the band formed the shape of a Cipro pill. Pure art.

Filed to: Who the fuck looked at Yorkshire weather (in September)* and thought “the guys are going to love riding in this at 50kph”!

Just spitballin’, but maybe don’t ride directly into the lake-looking thing?

As far as I’m concerned, he’s no longer the president. 

“As far as I am concerned, she is no longer Speaker of the House.”

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Lou Holtz of the 1976 New York Jets? I thought not. It’s not a story that Deadspin would tell you...

Plural of anecdote is not “data.”

So does Nick Saban.

Steve Spurrier raises his hand.

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.