“Dude, I got you a bottle of Johnny Walker black from the duty free.”

Why the fuck is HR calling me again?

I also remember waiting for your mom at “Action Park.” Which is what we called the stand of trees next to Exit 16E.

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

Haven’t too many holes already been poked in the Sandusky saga?

As it so happens, I think I found footage of you on that water slide.

And only because of this park ;)

RIP Fawn. 

Little did you know that Mazda had some adamantium upgrades.

Who’s Blanche and what school she at?

you need to go do something with a college kid

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

FIFY

+1 Sea Bass

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

The Mexicans were mad that we didn’t send them our best.

IIRC missing by 5.23 inches is among the shittiest calls of the year. 

Joe West. Angel Hernandez. C.B. Bucknor.

“You can’t drive, 55"

55 needs to have whatever racing credentials they have revoked or at the very least suspended. Driving to wreck someone on a race track, even at comparatively low speeds, is insanely dangerous. They should’ve been pulled off track before the 2nd incident even had a chance to occur.