JUST GODDAMN VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.

I’m making the wanking motion to this so hard I gave myself tennis elbow. She was targeted for doing shit because she’s a woman, and ironic-but-not-really mustache guy should have been deplatformed.

(Memories of a young Count, sloshed but amped up at the Peel Pub, watching the final game of the ‘87 Canada Cup, seeing Wayne and Mario and who-cares-(Was it Larry Murphy?) on that three-on-one on the Soviet net, yelling at the top of his lungs “Lemieux! Lemieux! Lemieux!...”, with an entire bar, city, country roaring…

Everyone knows about the 1972 Dolphins ex-players celebrating the demise of the last undefeated team every year. Far fewer have heard about the Suicide Pact they made if the Dolphins were to ever finish a season 0-16. Let’s make this happen people.

The inimitable Neymar

Different eras and all that, but Gretzky in 85-86 had 22 more assists than second place (Lemieux) had total points with 163. He scored 52 goals that year.  Most dominant player in history, maybe all sports.

In the 80s office hockey pool era, Wayne Gretzky was so transcendent, would give one team such an unfair advantage that a rule was generally used where you couldn’t draft Wayne as a player, for his total points, but rather would have to select either Wayne Gretzky’s Assists or Wayne Gretzky’s Goals. Eventually, we did…

Amateurs.

They could have said no to the car, or asked for a payment plan with the IRS, or sold/traded in the car and paid the taxes with the excess.  Not sure how anyone was disadvantaged here. 

Plus they could call up the IRS to discuss a payment plan. It’s not like they absolutely had to cut a $6000 check to Uncle Sam that year.

Or he could try fucking Rene Russo. It’s good for what ails ya.

Also, bees! </obligatory>

Is your dad a gritty hard worker with a high diabetes IQ?

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

I’d place more money on “banging his personal assistant and giving the PA’s mom some nice stuff so she won’t raise a stink about it.” Which is why Vanessa can declare that it is categorically false.

“I’m sad to know that the hero of 9/11 has become a liar.”

In summer 1999, Giuliani charged the costs for his NYPD security detail to obscure city agencies in order to keep his relationship with (then mistress) Nathan from public scrutiny.^[181][282] In early 2000, the police department began providing Nathan with city-provided chauffeur services.^[282]

“I feel betrayed by a man that I supported in every way for more than 20 years,” Mrs. Giuliani said in an interview.