How come only the Fitzpatrick who didn’t go to Harvard is the one capable of figuring this out?

Like or hate Hillary Clinton; at least she was studied and competent and prepared. Biden is just a fucking joke and an insult. Huge difference.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

My guess is that the team agreed to it while thinking about how they’d just ignore the agreement & then get away with tearing up the deal. You know, like how an NFL team deals with its players.

Every fifty years you can count on a Rolling Stones concert in San Francisco ending in a fracas. Time is on their side.

He also had this great quote:

I spotted this in London....seems to check out...

Dick, Kerr? I hardly know ‘er.

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

Honestly, good for Barron. Better no father than a narcissistic shitbag. 

Move it into an interest-bearing account until the bank finds out that it’s missing. Return the capital and keep the interest for yourself! 

I believe Jamarcus Russell has already staked out that ground. 

I have a purple car too.

Then I log off of GTA Online and just live my life.

I ain’t watching that thing, are their any Centaurs?

He got three because Shaq had two.

My sister worked at a bank. At the end of the day if someone’s drawer doesn’t balance, nobody goes home until they find out what happened to the money. You really saved his butt. 

But, and this is important, only if you’re wearing a top hat and tails.

I have it on good authority that this doesn’t apply if the error is in the amount of $200.

Tiki and Ronde Barber (SPOILER: they harness the power of family and hard work to achieve their dreams)

Haha Trump wanted to bang Trump Jr.s girlfriend and now his son is and he hates that.  lol.