He’s calling for regulation, not nationalization. Big difference.

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

So, basically, non-Tesla carmakers have standards?

As the author of the moniker, a hyphen in “Bobby Two-Strokes,” please.

I’ll thank you to refer to that man by his proper name of “Handjob Bob” or “Bobby Two Strokes” in the future please.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

The Raiders got Cold Feet fast

I hear this entire thread in Conan O’Brien’s voice.

Don’t forget to tie an onion to your belt!

Let’s Remember Some Guys - Commenter Edition

O Brother, WAR Art Thou?

He’s an NFL official, so he’ll shit the bed soon enough.

And don’t forget Pastor Ted Haggard who literally preached hellfire and eternal punishment for gays... and later got caught smoking meth and sleeping with a male prostitute.  He was FOTF’s golden boy until that point and then they dropped him like hot coals. (But he went to a “retreat” and prayed for 2 weeks so now…

Hey, that’s not entirely true!

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

This one is fucking simple... his only interest in a hurricane hitting Florida is how it will impact mar a lago. His aides knew this. They picked the most recent one that had mar a lago getting hit and showed it to him. It included Alabama. Once mar a lago was out of the picture, he stopped caring.

I saw his last show in Little Rock on Sunday. I agree... he brought it. He went full Devo for “Dare to be Stupid” and had the Winamp visualizer projected behind him.