Ah, New Zealand. The land of hobbits and outrageous outdoor fun.

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

I think the fistball rabbit hole is still illegal in North Carolina. 

Questions, in descending order of importance:

!!! this is nuts!! if deadspin has to stick to sports more now i demand this be one of the sports stuck to

Something Robert Kraft pays $60 for?

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats

Serial had an interesting episode on city settlement offers and how frequently the offers are lowballs. The offers rely on strapped finances, poor representation and a long court process to get accepted even when a victim has a great case.

“That’s 54,000 haircuts!” - Mark Davis

Car Talk taught me the importance of accurately replicating mechanical noises when describing a problem...and I don’t think their contribution to modern dad joke technology can be understated.

Those PGA viewers snitching on golfers will have to step up their game.

Just remember, don’t drive like my brother. 

Thank you.

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

The trailer for the Mask prequel is way more intense than I had imagined. 

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”