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People thought RJ had number 1 potential coming into the season, but then they saw him play. He’s currently a high-usage, low-efficiency, ball-dominant guy who can’t shoot all that well (especially from 3). He’s got the tools to play on defense, but hasn’t shown much aptitude yet on that end. In short - he seems like

My wife is rebinging Parks & Rec, and my ears perked up when the lawyer announced he’s from the law firm of Babip, Pecota, Vorp & Eckstein.

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.

Let’s remember Morgan for his real contribution - An entire website and style of sports journalism criticism created to ridicule the stupid shit that he wrote and said.

I’ve learned more about baseball listening to Jessica Mendoza talk than I did from 30 years of other assholes doing it.

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

Jesus, Tiger looks old in that picture. At first glance I thought Trump had honored one of the Tuskegee Airmen.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

What’s the age limit on “wunderkind”? Kushner’s pushing 40, even if he still looks like he eats sandwiches with the crust cut off.

He really took it to heart when people told him he needed to move on from humping waitresses.

On the plus side, this saves viewers from the Turkish equivalent of Mark Jackson on commentary. 

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray

With a little luck, this child will one day overcome his Fredipal Complex.

You’ve got the ball Charlie, and Dad’s head is the tower, so it is unwritten, so it shall be done.

I mean, it’s so strange that a guy who has done nothing but play baseball and revel in his celebrity his entire life, has no idea how to manage an organization as complex as a baseball team.

Snowing = tricking/lying to someone.

I’m not 100% sure what this means, but I think that you are insulting both Jeets and Bryce, so I’m giving it a star anyway.

I heard a story from someone who was at a bar at the same time as Dennis Rodman. Rodman walks over to a guy at the bar and says, “Hey, that’s a nice Rolex. Can I see it?” The guy takes off the watch and hands it to Rodman, who immediately drops it into a full glass of beer before walking out of the bar.