These assholes need to hire me.

“If you are not bound by the law, you are not protected by it either.”

It will be the same unknown political hacks from skeevy think tanks who are paid according to the number of seconds they are on screen. Those segments are the some of the worst TV you will see outside of The View.

She did write a letter, but it was even more boring than her personality, so no one read it.

The debut of Choco Bliss was received in my home like it was the Second Coming.

Isleworth Golf & Country Club is a super posh, exclusive golf community. The homes there are 2nd or 3rd homes for the owners.  A 90k Mercedes is a spare car for their spare home.

The reason why Pelosi has been so effective is in the text of this article: she has millions to throw around and only needs to spend $14 over the filing fee to win re-election in a very wealthy district. This has allowed her to buy the votes* of other Dem reps to advance her bills/causes/agendas. She’s a tremendous…

Has any TV show matched the X-Files for the number of times the lead characters say each other’s names in conversation with each other? I loved the show in its first run, but watching re-runs is an exercise in tedium. Lots of screen time showing Mulder & Scully pointing guns & flashlights in the darkness shouting…

Your list could also include believing that any mass shooting in the USA is a false flag operation with “crisis actors” pretending to be victims. Those people would also not know the meaning of “paddock”, or “take your fuckin’ meds, goddammit!”

You laugh, but that bird toy would triple her productivity!

It should be: “Where’s my money, bitch?!”

Maybe they aren’t in a rush to invest more in their Florida properties for some reason?

That’s a lot of people gettin’ pregnant without access to abortion.

I only mentioned The Sopranos because of the similarity of the “make it up as we go” plotlines that popped up, not the centrality of the star. The President in The West Wing being the “star” is more about the way the ensemble orbits around that character, which was a lot more sensible than orbiting around an…

Yeah. It was kind of obvious that Rob thought he was going to be the George Stephanopoulos star character of the Bartlett administration, then they discovered that the President was the star. Much like The Sopranos, this was a well made show that really wandered on story arcs (and details) from season to season.…

That’s because he’s a sociopath.  

Like the cars were about to be repossessed because they were 6 months behind on payments?  That would be on-brand.

An hour and a half is prompt for Joni Mitchell or Lauryn Hill.

They live a long time, are rather smart, have highly developed communication skills and have no natural predator other than humans. That’s a good recipe to developing long-term “institutional knowledge”. Unless we’re monitoring (and decoding) their conversations, we’re not really sure why their doing this. Hell, they…

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