Username checks out.

Michael may have a long list of reasons to beat the shit out of Bob, with spousal abuse only the latest entry on that list.

I miss when “writers” had basic spelling and grammatical skills. Most of the errors I see shouldn’t have even been in a rough draft, much less in copy that is reviewed by an editor.

Yep. 45+ year WA resident here. We already pay a registration fee for vehicle weight that is greater than the base fee by quite a lot. That’s why so many people do the Oregon registration scam or simply never renew their registration.

“We’re doing listicles here, Dewey.  You don’t want any part of this shit!”

Just in case anyone is worried about RFK jr’s campaign, just listen to him speak about anything for 10 seconds.  He has almost no voice.  He would lose a shouting match to Miles Davis.  Completely unelectable.

Came here for this GIF, not disappointed.

Russell Brand is a heavy drug usage casualty. His brain is permanently scrambled.  Fortunately, his speech is so unintelligible that he is easily ignored.

The USPS is the only legal way to ship cremated remains

Victor Wembanyama is 2 feet taller than Britney. Did she bring a step stool to tap him on the shoulder?

I still want to know how a woman a full 2 feet shorter than him managed to tap on his shoulder.

Also, the now late-CEO totally seems like the kind of guy who got “creative” with the company finances, and no one knows which Cayman Island banks to contact.

OK, snowflake.

I foresee this happening much like the switch to digital TV in the US was postponed several times over several years, because consumers and providers were not ready for it. Not all consumers could afford the new technology, and more importantly, the providers didn’t want to spend the money to switch. TV broadcast…

You may not be regular after bangin’ dat ho, but you’ll definitely be smegular.

Thought experiment:

Did anyone ever remove that campy drawing of Queen Victoria from the Atlantic?

Yes to the batteries, No to the snacks. Starvation is the last worry you have in a deep-sea submersible with no toilet functions.

The potential for criminal activity notwithstanding, I can certainly understand these people’s irritation. In the past 3 years, I’ve had about 2 dozen incorrect food deliveries at my apartment. I don’t order delivered food at all. The problem is that immediately to the north and south of me there are apartment…

They would try to wocka wocka him up?