Aziz’s theory is further supported by the fact that of the six chariots found in Tut’s tomb, all had a straight-pipe exhaust, two had clearly stanced wheels, and one even had that V-Tec, yo. Also, vapes were found on the floorboards of all six of the hoopties.

I think we can assume that everyone involved in this story is complete garbage.

I found it to be a well executed movie based on a lame story foundation. I also contend that it is barely a “baseball” movie, as there is only about 30 seconds of actual baseball being played on screen, most of which is just guys playing catch. You could have made the same story about the ghosts of Buddy Holly,…

Gotta nuke somethin’.

I believe that is a picture of The Fabulous Ones, the team Stan was in with Steve Keirn (standing in photo) before he replaced Dennis Condrey in The Midnight Express.

I hope Adam Corolla enjoys his “new” Volvo.

How much of that $85M settlement is going to be syphoned off into Paxton’s (il)legal defense fund?

Don’t blame me.  I voted for Kodos.

If you’re a young couple with kids that can afford a $75/per dinner, just leave the kids with your nanny.

So, 5 years after the crime was committed, the guy is finally being charged? The feds search his home, find evidence of the crime and clear intent to flee the jurisdiction, and they just let him go (essentially getting away with the crime)?

I’d certainly bet on the new CEO being someone Elon has already impregnated, or will soon impregnate. Not that that narrows the choices down by much.

Missing Uncle Jesse’s Moonshine.

An electric conversion would do wonders for this.  Silent, low-heat, and lowers the CG to make it a little more stable, which would be important for the inevitable power boost from an electric motor.

“Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz...”

I find that “libertarians” are selfish bigots who don’t use the shield of organized religion to justify their assholery. They just own it and call it “courage”.

I used to work in an industrial section of Seattle during the summers of my college years, and one summer my bus commute involved walking about a dozen blocks to get to the job. Midway through that walk, there was a major railroad line that frequently had a massively long freight train slowly rolling along. I learned…

She’s not going to move on to a career in finance or be a talking head. From what I’ve seen, she’s only qualified to be a spokesperson for a fashion industry firm. She’s undoubtedly the biggest clotheshorse in US Senate history.

This is how most large scale construction projects end up in this region whose leaders refuse to believe that organized crime exists.

“Javice is set to be presented in front of U.S. Magistrate Judge Barbara Moses in the United States District Court Southern District of New York today.”

Also, not voting in local elections is an avenue for voter-repression organizations to get you purged from the list of registered voters in your district. You gotta vote to show ‘em you’re still alive!