NL: I need a diversion

Anytime someone mentions that she speaks 5 different languages, I like to point out that she has nothing intelligent to say in any of them. Her fashion sense looks like she was raised in a communist country.

You don’t become a journalist if you finished top of your high school class in anything, especially English composition.

If you can get ahold of the quad version of Schmilsson, the drum solo on “Jump Into the Fire” is completely different than the stereo version and equally amazing.

You’re on the right track. I see the matte grey and tan car colors as an attempt by manufacturers to sell to an American public that has increasingly fetishized the military the past 2 decades. Throw on a set of bead lock wheels, and you now have a “tactical vehicle”.

All that extra lot space would seem ideal for a couple food trucks. 30 minutes waiting for your car to charge is the perfect amount of time to try out the tapas truck.

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Allstate would have taken the deer to court to make it pay for the damage (and lawyer fees).

Cosmetic surgery.  She’s over 40 and on TV every morning.

It would be interesting to see a Venn Diagram of Tesla investors and cryptocurrency investors. I suspect there is a bit of overlap with those two groups, with the latter having lost massive amounts of their investment in the past 6+ months. That might explain why they are trying to recoup those losses from their other…

Crackhead Caribou

These oasis charging parks will feature amenities like wifi, restrooms, green spaces with playgrounds, and canopies with picnic tables.

This is what happens when your “writers” were too busy gossiping in school to learn basic grammar & spelling skills.  A good writer shouldn’t need a copy editor.

The $5 Footlong promotion was great in its time, but has since become an anchor around the franchisee’s neck. That promotion aligned the brand with the absolute cheapest people in society, the ones that show up in old station wagons full of garage sale “finds”. These people will never let their local Subway forget…

Thank you.  My attempt to post the GIF got Kinja’d.

Once again, The Simpsons have predicted this....

Too bad his Econoline parked by the river burned down from a wiring fault.

Just be glad it wasn’t 10mm, or it would’ve never been found.

Saw CSN at a winery show in 2008.  A couple of songs in, Crosby chastised the audience for bouncing a beach ball around, saying it was “distracting”.  They’re playing the same songs for 30+ years, and they can’t remember how if there is a ball bouncing around?  What a beautiful voice for such a misanthropic man.

As a “business lawyer”, he probably has an LLC that was the entity contracted to be the executive producer.  As a business lawyer, he probably knows all kinds of ways for an LLC to reduce its tax burden compared to an individual’s personal income tax.