Can I still Afeela that (e)VTEC, yo?

I can see the usefulness of self-driving vehicles for long haul transport, but daily personal driving involves too many poorly marked streets & driveways for it to be reliable.

This is why you never open an umbrella on the tarmac.

I always thought the therapy sessions were started as a play on the “Analyze This/That” movies, and a more clever way to provide the narration that most mob movies utilize to provide the exposition that isn’t possible in dialogue.

Part of me wonders if the dealerships that are balking at the investment just don’t want to open their books to the lenders who would provide the required funds.

Just think how great EV’s will be when Tesla spins off the SuperCharger Network into a separate company, and that new company opens their network to all EV owners.  It really is the part of Tesla that has the most long-term value, and they are going to need that mountain of cash sooner than later.

The same kind of family that has a schedule for who gets to use the mountain cabin, the beach house, or the 40' sailboat during the year.  You know, the Trust-Funderson family.

You would think that with a truly vertically integrated supply chain they could get something other than a stock tablet for the controls.

Doesn’t matter how much someone supposedly “knows how to drive in the snow” when there is 2+ inches of ice and everything is on a slope. Lack of friction and inescapable gravity makes everyone a shitty driver.

Don’t worry, she’ll never wear that outfit again. Just like she has never worn the same outfit twice since being elected to the Senate.

Trump can’t even spell “IQ”, because he can never say “I” without immediately lying.

I would need:

...McLarens - the flashy and extremely unreliable car of Cryptobros who couldn’t change a tire if their lives depended on it

That looks like the pistol George Washington used to end the Civil War by shooting Archduke Ferdinand from the deck of the Maine. The stock, barrel and trigger may have been replaced, but it’s still totally original.

Even that famous car chase scene is bad, in terms of continuity. I can understand why & how it was difficult to film, but not why it was so poorly composed in the editing room.

2nd Gear:

I was just thinking yesterday about the inevitable spin-off of the SuperCharger network as a way to drum up a ton of cash. That entity would be the most valuable as it’s not about IP, but physical assets and most importantly, real estate.

Can’t wait for Jay’s new line of fire-proof denim work clothes.

Don’t worry.  By Friday, you’ll be in love.

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