It’s a standard joke he says on his YouTube videos when talking about ancient cars, often in reference to their original price, so reading it in his voice is appropriate.

I hope the courts give Shaq the 4th degree on this one.

I think Elon has spent far too much time in the Hammock District, probably impregnating Maryanne.

The 115-year-old White Steam Car....

According to George Swift, one of Jay’s top mechanics, the culprit was a gasoline fueled burner on a steam car. Jay got sprayed with the gasoline which caught on fire.

Also, between state & federal income taxes, rich individuals in CA are close to a 50% tax rate. That just doesn’t seem fair, regardless of the size of the bank account. Large, profitable companies, however, are nowhere near that rate.

Don’t worry. At the rate he vapes/smokes, he won’t be performing for much longer. Dude seems to have a nicotine-fueled death wish for his vocal chords.

Man, Carrot Top really let himself go.....

but what do I know? It’s not like I went to college for business or anything.

If by “food” you mean “drugs”, and by “families” you mean “habit”, then you are correct.

That must have sucked.

Second degree murder charge?  This screams pre-meditation with aggravating factors.  He was dressed in black & laying-in-wait to murder her, then fled the scene.  Should be a slam-dunk Murder 1 charge.

Because in China it is a capital offense to leave a rubber duckie on someone’s car.

That sounds like a combination of Mister Roberts and Operation Petticoat.

Cal Worthington and his dog, “Spot”.

I assume you are referring to the Hole-In-One scam Trump ran where the fine print of the prize insurance stated a minimum distance of the hole (like 175 yards) and then he deliberately set the hole up at a shorter distance. Somebody made that 172 yard shot, but was denied the prize on a technicality. Went to court for…

Reminiscent of Ewan McGregor trying not to fall into an Alec Guinness impression when playing Obi Wan in the first prequel. Must be difficult for an actor to portray a character that was previously made famous by a great actor, yet still make the performance their own.

“PITT THE ELDER!!!”

Well, if the thing isn’t capable of towing a boat to the lake/river, becoming the boat is the next best thing, isn’t it?

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