Don’t worry, she’ll never wear that outfit again. Just like she has never worn the same outfit twice since being elected to the Senate.

Trump can’t even spell “IQ”, because he can never say “I” without immediately lying.

I would need:

...McLarens - the flashy and extremely unreliable car of Cryptobros who couldn’t change a tire if their lives depended on it

That looks like the pistol George Washington used to end the Civil War by shooting Archduke Ferdinand from the deck of the Maine. The stock, barrel and trigger may have been replaced, but it’s still totally original.

Even that famous car chase scene is bad, in terms of continuity. I can understand why & how it was difficult to film, but not why it was so poorly composed in the editing room.

2nd Gear:

I was just thinking yesterday about the inevitable spin-off of the SuperCharger network as a way to drum up a ton of cash. That entity would be the most valuable as it’s not about IP, but physical assets and most importantly, real estate.

Can’t wait for Jay’s new line of fire-proof denim work clothes.

Don’t worry.  By Friday, you’ll be in love.

Ferris Bueller Gets Laid Off

It’s a standard joke he says on his YouTube videos when talking about ancient cars, often in reference to their original price, so reading it in his voice is appropriate.

The 115-year-old White Steam Car....

According to George Swift, one of Jay’s top mechanics, the culprit was a gasoline fueled burner on a steam car. Jay got sprayed with the gasoline which caught on fire.

Also, between state & federal income taxes, rich individuals in CA are close to a 50% tax rate. That just doesn’t seem fair, regardless of the size of the bank account. Large, profitable companies, however, are nowhere near that rate.

Don’t worry. At the rate he vapes/smokes, he won’t be performing for much longer. Dude seems to have a nicotine-fueled death wish for his vocal chords.

Man, Carrot Top really let himself go.....

but what do I know? It’s not like I went to college for business or anything.

If by “food” you mean “drugs”, and by “families” you mean “habit”, then you are correct.

That must have sucked.