Second degree murder charge?  This screams pre-meditation with aggravating factors.  He was dressed in black & laying-in-wait to murder her, then fled the scene.  Should be a slam-dunk Murder 1 charge.

Because in China it is a capital offense to leave a rubber duckie on someone’s car.

That sounds like a combination of Mister Roberts and Operation Petticoat.

Cal Worthington and his dog, “Spot”.

I assume you are referring to the Hole-In-One scam Trump ran where the fine print of the prize insurance stated a minimum distance of the hole (like 175 yards) and then he deliberately set the hole up at a shorter distance. Somebody made that 172 yard shot, but was denied the prize on a technicality. Went to court for…

Reminiscent of Ewan McGregor trying not to fall into an Alec Guinness impression when playing Obi Wan in the first prequel. Must be difficult for an actor to portray a character that was previously made famous by a great actor, yet still make the performance their own.

“PITT THE ELDER!!!”

Well, if the thing isn’t capable of towing a boat to the lake/river, becoming the boat is the next best thing, isn’t it?

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Reverse:  Let ‘er RIP, tater chip.

This is going to hurt him at the Poles.

We just went through a pandemic where we had to tell people how to wash their hands and to not sneeze or cough on strangers. Never underestimate stupidity and laziness.

“John Wayne used that flute to kill a thousand Nazis at Pearl Harbor! Show some respect for American history!”

The Misfits has such a great collection of actors. Gable & Clift couldn’t be more different in technique, and Eli Wallach becomes a character as well as anyone. But Marilyn’s freak-out scene in the middle of nowhere is a master class in performance. The role was written for her by the one writer who knew her better…

The most likely explanation is that Udoka lied when asked about the relationship, but management already had the receipts. Another case of the cover-up getting you in deeper trouble than the original crime.

Quiznos is also structural incapable of handling a lunch rush, as they can only make and toast one sandwich at a time.  A line of more than 3 people means a 15+ minute wait.

Touché

Louie Gohmert is retiring this year, so there will be a tremendous void in the stupid block in Congress.  It will take several regularly stupid people to replace his astronomically high levels of stupidity.

All your points are true, but there is an additional detail that is often overlooked. A lot of the industry that was out-sourced to China is very dirty and damaging to the environment. Think of the Pennsylvania steel industry, and how it wreaked havoc on that region’s ecology for decades. That’s China’s problem now.…

West Point. Where he graduated at the top of his class before going on to win the Medal of Honor in ‘Nam.