She really should have waited for other comics to come up with better jokes, then used those in her show.

Turns out that despite all the surface celebration of Brown v. Board of Education, white folks really didn’t want integrated schools. You can trace the demise of America’s public schools, and the rise of voucher/charter/private/academy hustles to that point in our history.

In Washington State, there has long been a saying that the #1 ‘Rule of the Road’ is that “logging trucks always have the right of way”. You only have to see one fully loaded, barreling down a mountain road to understand why.

It’s designed for AB-normal temps.  If you got those abs, show ‘em.

Your example is the sort of thing that makes me roll my eyes when people say apartment complexes need to be retro-fitted with EV chargers in their parking lots. Installing 100+ charging spots, even just Level 1 plugs, means a massive infrastructure project that isn’t going to be cheap. There is also the disruption…

I was watching Wrestling Ernest Hemingway for about an hour before I realized it was Robert Duvall and not some Cuban actor.

I saw what you did there, trying to wedge a bad joke against the grain.  Please leave.

War reparations.

His yacht was already seized, in a sense, by one of his bankruptcies. It was the one he bought because it used to be owned by Adnan Khashoggi. Not surprisingly, he took a loss on that deal.

I want to know how he is supposed to be the primary character in a series when he is filming 27 motherfuckin’ movies each year. Dude seems to believe he has to be in every movie made this century.

You’ll get a nomination for this one, but have no chance at winning.

“No gas, no squeegee!”

It’s located in Tipton County and Tippin County, which straddles the Manson-Nixon Line.

Um, what’s his stance on Jebus? That used to matter, before someone said “Two Corinthians” and no one batted an eye.

Should have been George Raft.

Must be a really long tunnel if it took a year of your life to pass through!

With each Musk tweet, Howard Hughes looks more well-adjusted.

You try to use photoshop after your second liter of cheap vodka and see how easy it is.

1500 ignorant, unvaccinated people dying every day.  

Considering he’s been in about 6 movies per year for the past 30 years, it’s almost a statistical improbability that he hasn’t won an Oscar yet.