“Take this job and scuttle it!”

It’s not amazing at all when you remember the GOP is actually the Party of Nixon.

He’s dead?  I didn’t even know he was sick.

Wanna hear a joke?

Why not just hire H Jon Benjamin for the role?  His voice is everywhere else these days.

I’m impressed he was able to make his little tirade/speech without sucking down a pack of Marlboros in between hits from his vape pen. Dude is destroying his voice with his nicotine addiction.

The frozen steak and water bottles was a classic self-dealing scam, never intended to be a viable public business. The scam was that Trump branded properties were contractually required to serve Trump Brand Steaks, Water, Vodka, etc. However, unlike every other business, those items were not acquired at wholesale…

There really is an opportunity for motivated mechanic-entrepreneur types to do a vehicular version of “house flipping”. So many of all our neighbors have cars sitting in their driveways/yards that have needed a crucial repair for a couple of years, but never seem to be enough of a priority for those repairs to happen.…

Beyond “Don’t drive like my brother!”?

If he’s truly a drunk, he’s used to lying his ass off to cover up for his chronic inebriation. Beyond the damage the alcohol does to the body, alcoholism destroys your personal integrity. That’s why one of those 12 steps of recovery is apologizing to those you lied to on your way to the bottom.

Is this “intensive care unit” in a hospital or a church lobby?

Actually, you are going to attempt to fly for the first time in 5 years. Thousands of flights are being regularly cancelled for reasons other than mask-less idiots. Good luck. I hope you bought refundable tickets and flexible hotel/rental reservations.  The odds have never been higher that your trip will not go…

For the kind of money he is spending on this thing, couldn’t he have bought the Queen Mary for a song and retrofitted it to be his super yacht?

Exactly. National debt is only valid as long as the government of that country is stable. Africa is not known for stable national governments. China lending to the “dictator of the week” is not a solid long-term investment strategy.  What good is controlling a port if those port facilities are blown up by next week’s…

When you consider that the average Tesla owner is the kind of person who reflexively puts on their seatbelt before putting the car in motion, this really seems like a non-issue (beyond it being another tally on their “oops” list).

It’s a heroin thing.  Journal entries of a heroin addict who admired Courtney Love’s personality aren’t the strongest evidence for a lawsuit.

“Hatched This Way”

Came here for this.  Not disappointed. 

It should be noted that the potential failure of this acquisition isn’t because Nvidia can’t come up with the $40B. They apparently have that kind of cash sitting around, in case you’re wondering who is really making money on cryptocurrency.

His rendition of the Star Spangled Banner at the MLB All-Star Game in 1994 was fantastic.  He had the full set of pipes required to sing such a batty song.