My only negative response to her being cast in this was ,“does she have to be in everything? Can’t another actress do this just as well?” I’m sure she’ll do fine, as the role is pre-defined and super juicy, but that also makes it a good part for a lesser known actress.

Have you considered reading the part of the article that mentions the idiot driver high-centered his trailer on the tracks? I’ve seen tons of idiots stop in places they shouldn’t, too. If you break down directly on the tracks it is because you stopped there, and you should never, ever stop on railroad tracks.

Driver’s Ed has always covered this in the section titled “DON’T STOP ON THE FUCKING RAILROAD TRACKS YOU GODDAM MORON!!!”

Slightly off-topic, but I’ve always assumed the tea served at Buckingham Palace has got to be the best shit ever.

He really should have spent the entire time golfing, especially on Sundays when all of his supporters were totally in church being righteous.

Especially with all those kids there.  Doesn’t matter how slow the roll was.  Tony Hawk would have worn a helmet for that spot.

Boeing’s decline in the past two decades can be directly attributed to Phil(anderer) Condit’s horrendous leadership, including his self-serving decision to move the executive offices to Chicago and fragmenting the company.

There is a difference between drive-by-wire and drive-by-code.  It is similar to the difference to hardware decoding and software decoding. 

Also forgot to mention that this mission also saw the first toupee in space.

“...the seller says the original 8-track player will come with the car...”

Still using Jared Fogle’s pickup line?

“Guava Jelly” written by Bob Marley and recorded by Johnny Nash.

I guess since software engineers are so resistant to unionization, their participation in these workforce statistics is ignored?

It’s not his bones that are racist, it’s his pea brain. The targets of his hatred are so varied, he’s into Nixon misanthrope territory.

The kind of people who buy Teslas already have at least one other car in their garage they can drive when the Tesla fails. No one cares about quality because it is still a status toy and not a working tool.

I guess that means the billions of tax dollars that went to SDI were all well spent?

“...along with video from one of the mens’ phones demonstrating...”

There are stories of Charlie Sheen spending 6 hours a day on a beach in Hawaii pumping iron to get jacked for Hot Shots Part Deux, with a personal trainer at hand the whole time. Classic D-bol physique. Will Smith in Ali is another example. He was more jacked than his subject ever was!  Gotta prepare for your part.

Also casino blackjack tables are using multi-deck shoots for cards, so you’d really need an inside person to make it happen.

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